Limericks

[Niecarrah]

I've got a really sore tooth and a flat tyre on my bike,
So going to the dentist means I'll just have to hike,
had my tooth filled and my tire replaced,
but when I got the bill, I was really red-faced,
But just wait till I have to tell Mike!

The days are long and scalding hot!

[Lena]

The days are long and scalding hot!
A bad case of sun poisoning is what I got,

[GR@PH;<'S]

The days are long and scalding hot!
A bad case of sun poisoning is what I got,
But all is ok now thanks to the pharmacist,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

The days are long and scalding hot!
A bad case of sun poisoning is what I got,
But all is ok now thanks to the pharmacist,
The calamine lotion will soothe the itch,

[Niecarrah]

The days are long and scalding hot!
A bad case of sun poisoning is what I got,
But all is ok now thanks to the pharmacist,
The calamine lotion will soothe the itch,
Cool but miserable, I'm a such a sot!

I went shopping yesterday to see,

[Lena]

I went shopping yesterday to see,
What's on SALE for a gal like me,

[GR@PH;<'S]

I went shopping yesterday to see,
What's on SALE for a gal like me,
Just this second go home,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Shax]

I went shopping yesterday to see,
What's on SALE for a gal like me,
Just this second got home,
With my precious new purchase, a smiling garden gnome.

[GR@PH;<'S]

I went shopping yesterday to see,
What's on SALE for a gal like me,
Just this second got home,
With my precious new purchase, a smiling garden gnome.
Now sorry but got to go to the loo for a pee.

Just this minuet set the table for our dinner party.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Shax]

Just this minute set the table for our dinner party.
The meal we'll serve is hale and hearty.

[Lena]

Just this minute set the table for our dinner party.
The meal we'll serve is hale and hearty.
All the guests arrive by seven,

[R-C]

Just this minute set the table for our dinner party.
The meal we'll serve is hale and hearty.
All the guests arrive by seven,
I can hardly wait the food smells like heaven.

[GR@PH;<'S]

Just this minute set the table for our dinner party.
The meal we'll serve is hale and hearty.
All the guests arrive by seven,
I can hardly wait the food smells like heaven
then we went out side for a spot of artery

The night started out very windy and wet

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

The night started out very windy and wet
A strange calm came down as we got set.

[GR@PH;<'S]

The night started out very windy and wet
A strange calm came down as we got set.
Then the thunder srated witch we just know was in for the night,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: