Limericks

[Shax]

The night started out very windy and wet
A strange calm came down as we got set.
Then the thunder started which we just knew was in for the night,
The Landzdown folk I was partying with, they really got a fright

[GR@PH;<'S]

The night started out very windy and wet
A strange calm came down as we got set.
Then the thunder started which we just knew was in for the night,
The Landzdown folk I was partying with, they really got a fright
after that most went home apart form a few of us who just wanted to watch so the three of us just sat.

The night is so humid here to night.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

The night is so humid here to night.
The curls in my hair are no longer tight,

[Niecarrah]

The night is so humid here to night.
The curls in my hair are no longer tight,
My fresh pressed clothes are quite limp,

[GR@PH;<'S]

The night is so humid here to night.
The curls in my hair are no longer tight,
My fresh pressed clothes are quite limp,
Making me look like the Goodyear blimp.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Shax]

The night is so humid here to night.
The curls in my hair are no longer tight,
My fresh pressed clothes are quite limp,
Making me look like the Goodyear blimp
That's just had its first trans-Atlantic flight.


There's a saying in Australia, that all the locals use

[Lena]

There's a saying in Australia, that all the locals use
About the Land Down Under, the women, the booze,

[Shax]

There's a saying in Australia, that all the locals use,
About the Land Down Under, the women, the booze.
The stars at night, the Vegemite,

[GR@PH;<'S]

There's a saying in Australia, that all the locals use,
About the Land Down Under, the women, the booze.
The stars at night, the Vegemite,
witch ofcause those poms call Marmite.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Shax]

There's a saying in Australia, that all the locals use,
About the Land Down Under, the women and the booze.
The stars at night, the Vegemite,
Which of course those Poms call Marmite.
And who could forget the kangaroos?


George W. Bush was a bit of a nerd.

[GR@PH;<'S]

George W. Bush was a bit of a nerd.
He was President but no one cared.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

George W. Bush was a bit of a nerd.
He was President but no one cared.
the new one of course...

[R-C]

George W. Bush was a bit of a nerd.
He was President but no one cared.
the new one of course...
has never served a day in our military force

[GR@PH;<'S]

George W. Bush was a bit of a nerd.
He was President but no one cared.
the new one of course...
has never served a day in our military force
Bu hay he dose like lemon curd

You just do not know witch way the wind will blow.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

You just do not know witch way the wind will blow.
But pull up the sail, matey, I'm anxious to go,