Limericks

[Lena]

Little Junie and Katie were playing in the yard,
when suddenly it started to rain quite hard.
As they ran for cover,

[GR@PH;<'S]

Little Junie and Katie were playing in the yard,
when suddenly it started to rain quite hard.
As they ran for cover,
Katie fell banging her head so Junie went to get her Mother.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

Little Junie and Katie were playing in the yard,
when suddenly it started to rain quite hard.
As they ran for cover,
Katie fell banging her head so Junie went to get her Mother.
But Katie, all banged up, is still quite the card!

The cat is in the window, the dog is on the porch,

[GR@PH;<'S]

The cat is in the window, the dog is on the porch,
The light went out so we are now searching for the torch.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

The cat is in the window, the dog is on the porch,
The light went out so we are now searching for the torch.
thunder is a booming and lightening is striking

[Niecarrah]

The cat is in the window, the dog is on the porch,
The light went out so we are now searching for the torch.
thunder is a booming and lightening is striking
the dog is hiding and the cats' hair is spiking.

[R-C]

The cat is in the window, the dog is on the porch,
The light went out so we are now searching for the torch.
thunder is a booming and lightening is striking
the dog is hiding and the cats' hair is spiking.
The tree is aflame and the yard took quite a scorch.

The road was winding  and long

[Niecarrah]

The road was winding and long
So we struck up a familiar song.

[Lena]

The road was winding and long
So we struck up a familiar song.
But we messed up the lyrics,

[GR@PH;<'S]

The road was winding and long
So we struck up a familiar song.
But we messed up the lyrics,
trying to copy the eurythmics.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

The road was winding and long
So we struck up a familiar song.
But we messed up the lyrics,
trying to copy the eurythmics.
and we all laughed saying we should get the GONG!
(remember the Gong show? LOL)

I found a hidden jewel in an old box

[Lena]

I found a hidden jewel in an old box
It was wrapped up in a dirty pair of sox,

[R-C]

I found a hidden jewel in an old box
It was wrapped up in a dirty pair of sox,
twinkling and shining it caught my eye

[GR@PH;<'S]

I found a hidden jewel in an old box
It was wrapped up in a dirty pair of sox,
twinkling and shining it caught my eye
Till I saw a great big house fly

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

I found a hidden jewel in an old box
It was wrapped up in a dirty pair of sox,
twinkling and shining it caught my eye
Till I saw a great big house fly
When the big house flew, the jewel turned to rocks.

I'm sober now, so let me rest,