Limericks

[Lena]

Oh joy only sixteen sleeps to Christmas
All the worrying 'bout shopping made me listless

[GR@PH;<'S]

Oh joy only sixteen sleeps to Christmas
All the worrying 'bout shopping made me listless
Now all the gift's have arrived thanks to internet shopping,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

Oh joy only sixteen sleeps to Christmas
All the worrying 'bout shopping made me listless
Now all the gift's have arrived thanks to internet shopping,
But until the stores close, I'm not stopping,

[GR@PH;<'S]

Oh joy only sixteen sleeps to Christmas
All the worrying 'bout shopping made me listless
Now all the gift's have arrived thanks to internet shopping,
But until the stores close, I'm not stopping,
Not until the start of Christmas mass.

Lena has nearly maxed out her entire purse of credit cards,

GR@PH;<'S    :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

Lena has nearly maxed out her entire purse of credit cards,
So they went through the shredder into a pile of plastic shards,

[GR@PH;<'S]

Lena has nearly maxed out her entire purse of credit cards,
So they went through the shredder into a pile of plastic shards
But all was well when her Husband handed her all of his to go use,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

Lena has nearly maxed out her entire purse of credit cards,
So they went through the shredder into a pile of plastic shards
But all was well when her Husband handed her all of his to go use,
when he gets the bill he may not be amused!

[GR@PH;<'S]

Lena has nearly maxed out her entire purse of credit cards,
So they went through the shredder into a pile of plastic shards
But all was well when her Husband handed her all of his to go use,
when he gets the bill he may not be amused!
Unless that is the bills fall behind the kitchen cupboards

Just been told s going to get realy cold,

GR@PH<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

Just been told s going to get realy cold,
it makes my joints hurt and I feel so old!

[Lena]

Just been told s going to get realy cold,
it makes my joints hurt and I feel so old!
But I'll put on the long johns and grab my parka,

[GR@PH;<'S]

Just been told s going to get realy cold,
it makes my joints hurt and I feel so old!
But I'll put on the long johns and grab my parka,
But i will remember to take a torch today as it is getting much darker.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

Just been told s going to get realy cold,
it makes my joints hurt and I feel so old!
But I'll put on the long johns and grab my parka,
But i will remember to take a torch today as it is getting much darker.
For the walk home from the pub, so I don't get rolled.

The mistletoe is hanging, but no one's standing under,

[GR@PH;<'S]

The mistletoe is hanging, but no one's standing under,
Think thats due to what happened last year with you know who and Steve the boy wonder.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

The mistletoe is hanging, but no one's standing under,
Think thats due to what happened last year with you know who and Steve the boy wonder.
But when the booze starts flowin', everyone will start kissin'

[GR@PH;<'S]

The mistletoe is hanging, but no one's standing under,
Think thats due to what happened last year with you know who and Steve the boy wonder.
But when the booze starts flowin', everyone will start kissin'
until they realize that Santa's missing.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: