Limericks

[Lena]

The mistletoe is hanging, but no one's standing under,
Think thats due to what happened last year with you know who and Steve the boy wonder.
But when the booze starts flowin', everyone will start kissin'
until they realize that Santa's missing.
So they tracked him on NORAD and found him over yonder.


Presents have all been opened and wrapping paper strewn all over,

[GR@PH;<'S]

Presents have all been opened and wrapping paper strewn all over,
I see mother got me another Christmas pullover.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Temmu]

who woke in a terrible fright

[Lena]

Presents have all been opened and wrapping paper strewn all over,
I see mother got me another Christmas pullover.
who woke in a terrible fright
thinking the pullover would fit too tight,

[Niecarrah]

Presents have all been opened and wrapping paper strewn all over,
I see mother got me another Christmas pullover.
who woke in a terrible fright
thinking the pullover would fit too tight,
When she saw that it was, she gave it to Rover.

Cookies, pies and other goodies,

[Lena]

Cookies, pies and other goodies,
All eaten by Buzz Lightyear, that friend of Woody's,

[Temmu]

stuffed, his flying now over,

[GR@PH;<'S]

Cookies, pies and other goodies,
All eaten by Buzz Lightyear, that friend of Woody's,
stuffed, his flying now over,
Still thinking of that near miss as WI flow over Dover.

GR@PH;<'S  :Hammys pint:

[Temmu]

Cookies, pies and other goodies,
All eaten by Buzz Lightyear, that friend of Woody's,
stuffed, his flying now over,
Still thinking of that near miss as WI flow over Dover.
burping to all, 'a good night!'


rudolph the red knows rain, dear,

[GR@PH;<'S]

rudolph the red knows rain, dear,
Had a little accident after running off the end of Blackpool pier.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

Rudolph the red knows rain, dear,
Had a little accident after running off the end of Blackpool pier.
He must have stayed too long at the pub,

[Lena]

Rudolph the red knows rain, dear,
Had a little accident after running off the end of Blackpool pier.
He must have stayed too long at the pub,
When Dancer quit dancing, gave him a back rub,

[Niecarrah]

Rudolph the red knows rain, dear,
Had a little accident after running off the end of Blackpool pier.
He must have stayed too long at the pub,
When Dancer quit dancing, gave him a back rub,
Know this, when rain dear dance it is from good cheer.

However when Reindeer dance,

[Temmu]

however, when reindeer dance,
their mates go into a trance,

[Lena]

however, when reindeer dance,
their mates go into a trance,
they can't pull a sleigh,