Limericks

GR@PH;<'S · January 04, 2011, 09:25:13 PM

however, when reindeer dance,
their mates go into a trance,
they can't pull a sleigh,
Know mater how many times santa prays.

GR@PH;<'S :Hammys pint:

R-C · January 05, 2011, 11:41:45 PM

however, when reindeer dance,
their mates go into a trance,
they can't pull a sleigh,
Know mater how many times santa prays.
But oh how they do love to prance.

It was a dark and dreary day

Lena · January 06, 2011, 11:06:17 AM

It was a dark and dreary day
When my Chihuahua ran away,

GR@PH;<'S · January 06, 2011, 11:06:09 PM

It was a dark and dreary day
When my Chihuahua ran away
But all is well now his back home.

GR@PH;<'S :Hammys pint:

Shax · January 08, 2011, 10:09:33 AM

It was a dark and dreary day
When my Chihuahua ran away
But all is well now, he's back home.
Needs a shampoo, needs a comb

R-C · January 08, 2011, 10:12:52 PM

It was a dark and dreary day
When my Chihuahua ran away
But all is well now, he's back home.
Needs a shampoo, needs a comb
Now it knows where it better stay!

Lots of snow up North

Lena · January 09, 2011, 10:51:20 AM

Lots of snow up North,
Every day this week since the fourth,

Niecarrah · January 10, 2011, 03:27:21 PM

Lots of snow up North,
Every day this week since the fourth,
Ugh, with more on the way!

R-C · January 10, 2011, 11:11:12 PM

Lots of snow up North,
Every day this week since the fourth,
Ugh, with more on the way!
Here in Houston just rain every day.

Lena · January 10, 2011, 11:26:55 PM

Lots of snow up North,
Every day this week since the fourth,
Ugh, with more on the way!
Here in Houston just rain every day,
Certainly Global Warming is the source.

I thought I'd take the day off and go fishin',

Niecarrah · January 12, 2011, 11:23:26 AM

I thought I'd take the day off and go fishin',
A big ole fish is what I'm wishin'.

Lena · January 13, 2011, 06:29:48 PM

I thought I'd take the day off and go fishin',
A big ole fish is what I'm wishin'.
I think I got a bite,

GR@PH;<'S · January 13, 2011, 09:48:00 PM

I thought I'd take the day off and go fishin',
A big ole fish is what I'm wishin'.
I think I got a bite,
then I fell in i looked a right sight.

GR@PH;<'S :Hammys pint:

R-C · January 13, 2011, 10:06:29 PM

I thought I'd take the day off and go fishin',
A big ole fish is what I'm wishin'.
I think I got a bite,
then I fell in i looked a right sight.
Now that fried fish I will be missin!

The chores are calling me but a nap is more appealing

Niecarrah · January 14, 2011, 08:49:06 AM

The chores are calling me but a nap is more appealing
My eyelids are heavy and I have a feeling.