Limericks

[Lena]

The chores are calling me but a nap is more appealing
My eyelids are heavy and I have a feeling.
I'll doze on the recliner for just a few minutes,

[Shax]

The chores are calling me but a nap is more appealing.
My eyelids are heavy and I have a feeling
I'll doze on the recliner for just a few minutes,
I'm just so lazy, it's really a sin, it's

[GR@PH;<'S]

The chores are calling me but a nap is more appealing.
My eyelids are heavy and I have a feeling
I'll doze on the recliner for just a few minutes,
I'm just so lazy, it's really a sin, it's
nearly time for me to make the dinner yuk just thought I better get peeling.

"Scone or tea cake with your elevenses my dear" said Netty.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

"Scone or tea cake with your elevenses my dear" said Netty.
(She hoped I say 'Scone' 'cause the tea cake wasn't ready),

[Netty]

"Scone or tea cake with your elevenses my dear" said Netty.
(She hoped I say 'Scone' 'cause the tea cake wasn't ready),
Do you think GR@PH;<'S is just thinking about his belly.

Netty.

[GR@PH;<'S]

"Scone or tea cake with your elevenses my dear" said Netty.
(She hoped I say 'Scone' 'cause the tea cake wasn't ready),
Do you think GR@PH;<'S is just thinking about his belly.
While he sits in the living room watching telly.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

"Scone or tea cake with your elevenses my dear" said Netty.
(She hoped I say 'Scone' 'cause the tea cake wasn't ready),
Do you think GR@PH;<'S is just thinking about his belly.
While he sits in the living room watching telly,
And dozes off quickly while hugging his teddy.


There once was a banker who had a great wife,

[Niecarrah]

There once was a banker who had a great wife,
Although sometimes she caused him great strife

[GR@PH;<'S]

There once was a banker who had a great wife,
Although sometimes she caused him great strife.
While counting the money he had in his safe,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

There once was a banker who had a great wife,
Although sometimes she caused him great strife.
While counting the money he had in his safe,
in walked his security guard Jake.

[Lena]

There once was a banker who had a great wife,
Although sometimes she caused him great strife.
While counting the money he had in his safe,
in walked his security guard Jake,
Pistol in hand, demanded the money or his life.

The banker complied, but his wife rushed in,

[Niecarrah]

The banker complied, but his wife rushed in,
She bonked the robber rught on the noggin'!

[Netty]

The banker complied, but his wife rushed in,
She bonked the robber rught on the noggin'!
and said i hope its not me your on for snoggin

Netty.

[Temmu]

The banker complied, but his wife rushed in,
She bonked the robber rught on the noggin'!
and said i hope its not me your on for snoggin
'cause my head's an achin'

[Lena]

The banker complied, but his wife rushed in,
She bonked the robber rught on the noggin'!
and said i hope its not me your on for snoggin
'cause my head's an achin'
I'm still cookin' bacon,