Limericks

[GR@PH;<'S]

@Lena seems as if you forgot to start the next Limerick so I will post for you.  :flowers:

In a land that time forgot mystical creature roamed at night.

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[Netty]

In a land that time forgot mystical creature roamed at night.

if you go out at night you'll mystically get a fright.
Netty.

[GR@PH;<'S]

In a land that time forgot mystical creature roamed at night.
if you go out at night you'll mystically get a fright.
So till it is dawn stay inside in the warm,

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[R3D]

In a land that time forgot mystical creature roamed at night.
if you go out at night you'll mystically get a fright.
So till it is dawn stay inside in the warm,
Or you might find that you got a bite!



In a house with a beautiful kitchen, lived a mouse who was pleadingly wishin',

[GR@PH;<'S]

In a house with a beautiful kitchen, lived a mouse who was pleadingly wishin',
That his mother let him go with his brother and do some fishin.

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[Lena]

In a house with a beautiful kitchen, lived a mouse who was pleadingly wishin',
That his mother let him go with his brother and do some fishin.
So she gave him a worm,

[GR@PH;<'S]

In a house with a beautiful kitchen, lived a mouse who was pleadingly wishin',
That his mother let him go with his brother and do some fishin.
So she gave him a worm,
For him to use in stead as he was using corn.

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[Lena]

In a house with a beautiful kitchen, lived a mouse who was pleadingly wishin',
That his mother let him go with his brother and do some fishin.
So she gave him a worm,
For him to use in stead as he was using corn.
But alas, his tackle box was missin'.


There once was a baker from Boston,

[R3D]

There once was a baker from Boston,

Who upon tact he was continually "lost on".

[GR@PH;<'S]

There once was a baker from Boston,
Who upon tact he was continually "lost on".
He made cakes for the peopleof Arlington Street,

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[Lena]

There once was a baker from Boston,
Who upon tact he was continually "lost on".
He made cakes for the people of Arlington Street,
Those treats were tasty but he wasn't as sweet,

[GR@PH;<'S]

There once was a baker from Boston,
Who upon tact he was continually "lost on".
He made cakes for the people of Arlington Street,
Those treats were tasty but he wasn't as sweet,
he never has any go rotton.

Emma drove her car stright in to the sea,

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[Lena]

Emma drove her car straight in to the sea,
'Cause her Garmin miscalculated where she should be,

[R3D]

Emma drove her car straight in to the sea,
'Cause her Garmin miscalculated where she should be,
She distinctly heard,

[GR@PH;<'S]

Emma drove her car straight in to the sea,
'Cause her Garmin miscalculated where she should be,
She distinctly heard,
She heard the sat nav say not the first or second exit but to take the third.

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