Limericks

[R-C]

Emma drove her car straight in to the sea,
'Cause her Garmin miscalculated where she should be,
She distinctly heard,
She heard the sat nav say not the first or second exit but to take the third.
She quickly veered to follow and crashed into a tree.


The leaves were falling like rain from the trees


**a quick reminder from page one of this thread
A limerick is a five line poem.
The first two lines rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme but not with the first two.
The last line rhymes with the first two lines.

[GR@PH;<'S]

The leaves were falling like rain from the trees
While farmer Joe was harvesting his crop of pea's.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

The leaves were falling like rain from the trees
While farmer Joe was harvesting his crop of pea's.
A large flock of ducks floated lazily on the pond.

[GR@PH;<'S]

The leaves were falling like rain from the trees
While farmer Joe was harvesting his crop of pea's.
A large flock of ducks floated lazily on the pond.
Then they waddled past us on the sand

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R3D]

The leaves were falling like rain from the trees
While farmer Joe was harvesting his crop of pea's.
A large flock of ducks floated lazily on the pond.
Then they waddled past us on the sand
Then one spoke, and I was quickly set to ill-ease...   :confused:


The night was alight with the sounds of marsupials


(remember to make it rhyme)    :muahaha:

[GR@PH;<'S]

The night was alight with the sounds of marsupials
schooling them we soon lost sight of some o there pupils.

GR@PH;'S   :Hammys pint:

[Lena]

The night was alight with the sounds of marsupials
schooling them we soon lost sight of some of their pupils.
They all fell asleep,

[R3D]

The night was alight with the sounds of marsupials
schooling them we soon lost sight of some of their pupils.
They all fell asleep,
But one started to weep,

[GR@PH;<'S]

The night was alight with the sounds of marsupials
schooling them we soon lost sight of some of their pupils.
They all fell asleep,
But one started to weep,
it meant we had no sleep ended up having a couple of headache capsules

I brught a printer that pints to disk.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

I bought a printer that pints to disk.
Hopefully that is not a big risk.

[GR@PH;<'S]

I bought a printer that pints to disk.
Hopefully that is not a big risk.
done one of Johns wedding,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Shax]

I bought a printer that prints to disk.
Hopefully that is not a big risk.
Done one of Johns wedding,
And the honeymoon bedding,

[GR@PH;<'S]

I bought a printer that prints to disk.
Hopefully that is not a big risk.
Done one of Johns wedding,
And the honeymoon bedding,
honeymoon over wonder if the border guards will let me through of will they frisk.

The Wedding went ahead as planned.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Temmu]

the wedding went ahead as planned,
but the groom position went unmanned.

[GR@PH;<'S]

the wedding went ahead as planned,
but the groom position went unmanned.
Never one to be out done,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: