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#720
May 26, 2011, 08:32:43 PM
Whenever I open the door,
Just the sight of you sitting there makes my jaw drop to the floor.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
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Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Shax

#721
June 04, 2011, 03:03:36 PM


Whenever I open the door,
Just the sight of you sitting there makes my jaw drop to the floor.
So I step on my lip,

GR@PH;<'S

#722
June 08, 2011, 08:24:18 PM
Whenever I open the door,
Just the sight of you sitting there makes my jaw drop to the floor.
So I step on my lip,
While out walking but that makes me trip.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

#723
August 04, 2011, 09:59:02 PM
Whenever I open the door,
Just the sight of you sitting there makes my jaw drop to the floor.
So I step on my lip,
While out walking but that makes me trip.
Oh golly now my lip is sore!

The heat is in the triple digits.
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

#724
August 07, 2011, 09:10:25 PM
The heat is in the triple digits.
One hundred and four degrees is making some fidget.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

#725
August 21, 2011, 11:46:55 PM
The heat is in the triple digits.
One hundred and four degrees is making some fidget.
Trees are brown instead of green
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

#726
August 22, 2011, 08:18:35 PM
The heat is in the triple digits.
One hundred and four degrees is making some fidget.
Trees are brown instead of green
Something the likes of me have never seen.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Shax

#727
January 17, 2012, 02:14:16 PM

The heat is in the triple digits.
One hundred and four degrees is making some fidget.
Trees are brown instead of green
Something the likes of me have never seen.
And now I can't sell my widgets.


An embarrassing coincidence occurred the other day

GR@PH;<'S

#728
January 17, 2012, 09:18:15 PM
An embarrassing coincidence occurred the other day
while I was preparing Santa's Slay.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

#729
March 29, 2012, 07:50:50 PM
An embarrassing coincidence occurred the other day
while I was preparing Santa's Slay.
As I polished the brass rails I cut my self on a nail.
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

#730
March 29, 2012, 09:01:57 PM
An embarrassing coincidence occurred the other day
while I was preparing Santa's Slay.
As I polished the brass rails I cut my self on a nail.
Apparently I went quite pale.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

#731
May 24, 2012, 09:58:30 AM
An embarrassing coincidence occurred the other day
while I was preparing Santa's Slay.
As I polished the brass rails I cut my self on a nail.
Apparently I went quite pale.
But I managed to the tears at bay.

I've been gone for quite sometime,
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

#732
May 31, 2012, 08:47:06 PM
I've been gone for quite sometime,
Not knowing that there had been a crime.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

R-C

#733
August 03, 2012, 06:55:10 PM
I've been gone for quite sometime,
Not knowing that there had been a crime.
I asked my friends what did I miss?
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

#734
August 04, 2012, 07:39:45 PM
I've been gone for quite sometime,
Not knowing that there had been a crime.
I asked my friends what did I miss?
Just the whole calss giving miss an end of year kiss.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.
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