Limericks

[R-C]

I've been gone for quite sometime,
Not knowing that there had been a crime.
I asked my friends what did I miss?
Just the whole calss giving miss an end of year kiss.
Oh really now just where is mine?

While camping on the river bank

[GR@PH;<'S]

While camping on the river bank,
we pitched our text next to a right plank.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Shax]

While camping on the river bank,
We pitched our tent right next to a plank.
One end of the plank hung over the water

[R-C]

While camping on the river bank,
We pitched our tent right next to a plank.
One end of the plank hung over the water
needless to say someone fell in, it was my daughter!

[GR@PH;<'S]

While camping on the river bank,
We pitched our tent right next to a plank.
One end of the plank hung over the water
needless to say someone fell in, it was my daughter!
And she says she only jumped in for a prank.

Four short month till Christmas will be here.

GR@PH;<'S      :Hammys pint:

[R-C]

Four short month till Christmas will be here.
The shopping malls cause me a lot of fear!

[GR@PH;<'S]

Four short month till Christmas will be here.
The shopping malls cause me a lot of fear!
So one thing a lot do is reach for a beer.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

Four short month till Christmas will be here.
The shopping malls cause me a lot of fear!
So one thing a lot do is reach for a beer.
UGH and Oh the Grinch said with a sneer!

[GR@PH;<'S]

Four short month till Christmas will be here.
The shopping malls cause me a lot of fear!
So one thing a lot do is reach for a beer.
UGH and Oh the Grinch said with a sneer!
trying to steer while drinking his beer

I said it once some time ago but I sure it is trying to snow.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

I said it once some time ago but I sure it is trying to snow.
I believe you are right, as the has begun to blow.

[BeeZee]

I said it once some time ago but I sure it is trying to snow.
I believe you are right, as the has begun to blow.
Where's the sun with all of it's warm glow.

[Niecarrah]

I said it once some time ago but I sure it is trying to snow.
I believe you are right, as the has begun to blow.
Where's the sun with all of it's warm glow.
I don't know, but the temperature is far below.

[GR@PH;<'S]

I said it once some time ago but I sure it is trying to snow.
I believe you are right, as the has begun to blow.
Where's the sun with all of it's warm glow.
I don't know, but the temperature is far below.
well for got to put on my willies and so I stubbed my big toe.

In less than a week the year will be at a end.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

In less than a week the year will be at a end.
New luck this year, and for hubby to mend.

[GR@PH;<'S]

In less than a week the year will be at a end.
New luck this year, and for hubby to mend.
Santa's helpers delivered the wrong present again this year.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: