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Niecarrah

#75
September 02, 2009, 05:11:18 AM
I'm sober now, so let me rest,
"I will not!" he said, I am the Pest.
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

#76
September 02, 2009, 10:14:18 AM
I'm sober now, so let me rest,
"I will not!" he said, I am the Pest.
I am the pest without a vest,

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Lena

#77
September 02, 2009, 10:29:54 PM
I'm sober now, so let me rest,
"I will not!" he said, I am the Pest.
I am the pest without a vest,
And a bigger pest 'cause I'm the best,

Niecarrah

#78
September 03, 2009, 02:45:44 AM
I'm sober now, so let me rest,
"I will not!" he said, I am the Pest.
I am the pest without a vest,
And a bigger pest 'cause I'm the best,
And together we would be a pest fest!

Lucky Laurel Flanders won a lottery,
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

#79
September 03, 2009, 09:26:50 AM
Lucky Laurel Flanders won a lottery
just two days after his lobotomy.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Lena

#80
September 03, 2009, 09:48:39 AM
Lucky Laurel Flanders won a lottery
just two days after his lobotomy.
He drooled over the money,

Temmu

#81
September 03, 2009, 06:05:35 PM
Lucky Laurel Flanders won a lottery
just two days after his lobotomy.
He drooled over the money,
said, lookie here, honey!

R-C

#82
September 03, 2009, 09:05:13 PM
Lucky Laurel Flanders won a lottery
just two days after his lobotomy.
He drooled over the money,
said, lookie here, honey!
I can buy you a load of new pottery!

On the road there was a sign
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May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

Lena

#83
September 03, 2009, 11:05:19 PM
On the road there was a sign
Read "Turn here and have a good time",

R-C

#84
September 04, 2009, 02:53:22 AM
On the road there was a sign
Read "Turn here and have a good time",
flashing neon and blaring music
registered Linux user:476595
May inspiration fill your heart and hands, run down your legs onto your feet and cause Spontaneous Dancing! :dance:

GR@PH;<'S

#85
September 04, 2009, 09:34:18 AM
On the road there was a sign
Read "Turn here and have a good time",
flashing neon and blaring music
And the dance floor was tiled in mosaic.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Lena

#86
September 04, 2009, 09:59:18 AM
On the road there was a sign
Read "Turn here and have a good time",
flashing neon and blaring music
And the dance floor was tiled in mosaic.
Plenty of beer and mighty fine wine.


I made that turn and drove right in,

GR@PH;<'S

#87
September 04, 2009, 11:36:03 AM
I made that turn and drove right in,
after witch my car made an awful din.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

Niecarrah

#88
September 06, 2009, 09:07:03 PM
I made that turn and drove right in,
after which my car made an awful din.
I thought it was about to blow up,
I can't know...?
NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

GR@PH;<'S

#89
September 06, 2009, 09:25:48 PM
I made that turn and drove right in,
after which my car made an awful din.
I thought it was about to blow up,
So I trid my hardest to get home before it went pop.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.
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