Limericks

[Niecarrah]

In less than a week the year will be at a end.
New luck this year, and for hubby to mend.
Santa's helpers delivered the wrong present again this year.
Me thinks they sneaked and had a little too much beer?

[GR@PH;<'S]

In less than a week the year will be at a end.
New luck this year, and for hubby to mend.
Santa's helpers delivered the wrong present again this year.
Me thinks they sneaked and had a little too much beer?
And we all ended up a round the bend.

Valentines day is approaching fast

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

Valentines day is approaching fast
Heart shaped candies are already cast.

[GR@PH;<'S]

Valentines day is approaching fast
Heart shaped candies are already cast.
Already ordered the a dozen red roses for my loved one.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

Valentines day is approaching fast
Heart shaped candies are already cast.
Already ordered the a dozen red roses for my loved one.
But my ordering you see is yet to be done.

[GR@PH;<'S]

Valentines day is approaching fast
Heart shaped candies are already cast.
Already ordered the a dozen red roses for my loved one.
But my ordering you see is yet to be done.
So if I go now at least I will not be last.

One banana two banana three banana four.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

One banana two banana three banana four.
Ouch, I shut my big toe in the door.

[GR@PH;<'S]

One banana two banana three banana four.
Ouch, I shut my big toe in the door.
then later I stubbed the other big toe on our flagstone floor.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

One banana two banana three banana four.
Ouch, I shut my big toe in the door.
then later I stubbed the other big toe on our flagstone floor.
I am getting really tired of this toe hurting bore.

[GR@PH;<'S]

One banana two banana three banana four.
Ouch, I shut my big toe in the door.
then later I stubbed the other big toe on our flagstone floor.
I am getting really tired of this toe hurting bore.
looks as if I will loose it so in stead of five toes i'll only have four.

My new motherboards coming tomorrow.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

My new motherboards coming tomorrow
the old one has been causing such sorrow.

[GR@PH;<'S]

My new motherboards coming tomorrow
the old one has been causing such sorrow
Crashing every day sometimes every hour of the day.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

My new motherboards coming tomorrow
the old one has been causing such sorrow
Crashing every day sometimes every hour of the day.
Making it difficult to keep my temper at bay.

[GR@PH;<'S]

My new motherboards coming tomorrow
the old one has been causing such sorrow
Crashing every day sometimes every hour of the day.
Making it difficult to keep my temper at bay.
Fixed it in working just fine so I have to return the one I had to borrow.

The sweetshop owner shouted Quality Streets for everyone.

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:

[Niecarrah]

The sweetshop owner shouted Quality Streets for everyone.
Only fattening ones for the people who are someone.