The Ventriloquist

Started by Basil, December 31, 2009, 11:55:58 AM

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small Texas town. With his dummy on his knee he starts going
through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
shouting; 'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes
you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a
woman's hair have to do with her worth as a Human being? It's guys like
you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the
community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. It's
because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against
not only blondes but women in general....and all in the name of
humour!!!'
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde
yells, 'you stay out of this! I'm talking to that little **** on your
knee!'

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