$5,000 Safe Driver Award

[GR@PH;<'S]

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over.
He rolled down his window and said to the officer,
"Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all.
I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award.
So Congratulations.
What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
The driver thought for a minute and said,
"Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
"Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart butt when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said,
"I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said,
"Are we over the border yet?"

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: