The Driving Test

[Basil]

 A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father
> as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
>
> His father said he'd  make a deal with his son:  'You bring your grades up
> from a C to  a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair
> cut.  Then we'll talk about the car.'
>
> The boy thought about  that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the
> offer, and they agreed  on it.
>
> After about  six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades
> up  and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm
> disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.
>
> The boy said, 'You  know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've
> noticed in my  studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John
the Baptist  had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even  strong
> evidence that Jesus had long hair.'
>
> To this his father  replied, 'Did you also notice they walked
everywhere they went?'

[GR@PH;<'S]

gr277,
:hysterical:

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: