Senior Citizens Texting Code

Started by Corrine, March 30, 2011, 11:01:06 PM

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Corrine

ATD -- At The Doctors
BFF -- Best Friend Fell
BTW -- Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT -- Bring Your Own Teeth
FWIW -- Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL -- Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA -- Got Heartburn Again
IMHO -- Is My Hearing-Aid On
LMDO -- Laughing My Dentures Out


Take a walk through the "Security Garden" -- Where Everything is Coming up Roses!

Remember - A day without laughter is a day wasted.
May the wind sing to you and the sun rise in your heart.

Fred Flintstone

Sadly, I recognise the early signs of a couple of those!!.. :laughing:
 

Basementgeek

Here are some others:

CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FYI: Found Your Insulin
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

BG
GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
Time is a thief- One more today here is one less tomorrow

Lena

CRAFT  -  Can't Remember A Friggin' Thing
CENTS - Can't Eat Now, Teeth Soaking
WHIP  - Where Have I Parked
WAIT2 - Who Am I Texting To

GR@PH;<'S

Corrine,
:flowers:

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint:
press Enter then have a Brandy then if the problem is still there have another Brandy
Q: does it work
A: It does seem to for a few hours at least.

DonnaB

One of my favorites:

ROFLACGU~Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up

:hysterical:
"To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought."
Tom Robbins