New car driver

Started by Basementgeek, April 07, 2011, 01:41:58 PM

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Basementgeek

> A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of
> his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
>
>
> His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your
> grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little,
> and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."
>
> The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for
> the offer, and they agreed on it.
>
> After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your
> grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your
> Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
>
>
> The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and
> I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long
> hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and
> there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."
>Fathers reply:

Did you also noticed they walked everywhere they went?

BG
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And the son replied:
But they didn't have cars back then, Dad!

:thud: <---the Dad

:)
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 Basementgeek,


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