The real storry of the three little pigs

[GR@PH;<'S]

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.

The waiter came and took their drink order. 

' I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy. 

' I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy. 

' I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy. 

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. 

' I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy. 

' I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy. 

' I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy. 

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. 

' I want a banana split,' said the first piggy. 

' I want a cheesecake,' said the second piggy 

' I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy 

' Pardon me for asking,' said the waiter to the third little piggy,' 

But why have you only ordered beer all evening?' 

The third piggy says - 

'Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home! 



GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: