Diets

[jamesk]

And for those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer hear! t attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

:lol:

[GR@PH;<'S]

jamesk,
I English but i must have Italian blood in me as I may on occasion be known to drink excessive amounts of red wine
(distiled wine  )

GR@PH;<'S   :breakkie:

[Skittles]

I don't think the problem is speaking English, but rather speaking what my friend calls USA-ish.  American english.

So Graph, you are left out of the whole "speak English and Die of a heart attack" thing since you are not speaking USA-ish!  Phew!!! That was a close one!  For a second there I thought you were at risk too!  lol  Pass that Beer over to me please!  I no longer am speaking USA-ish, but rather I am now speaking Swenglish!  Those crazy swedes are corrupting me!  lol

[GR@PH;<'S]

skittlespc,

Pass that Beer over to me please

here you go was not sure how much you wanted
and we seem to talk a little different around these parts
oh and by the way I have trouble with English as I a Brummie (Born in Birmingham) and live in the Black Country
and we seem to talk a bit different around these parts.
See Brummie and Black Country Slang words and phrases

GR@PH;<'S   :breakkie:

[jamesk]

Gr@ph;<'s

After reading your Brummie and Black Country Dictionary (You don't have any problem )

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

:thumbsup: :tease:

[GR@PH;<'S]

jamesk,
thats ok then 

GR@PH;<'S   :breakkie: