Monkeybussines in a bar

Started by Frands, August 27, 2013, 11:45:06 AM

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A monkey comes in a bar and asks: Do you have any bananas?

The bartender says: No we don't

Monkey: Do you have any bananas?

No we don't have bananas you stupid monkey.

Monkey: Are you sure you don't have any bananas?

Bartender gets under the bar, picks up a hammer that is there for a weapon and says: Now you stupid monkey, you ask me again if I have bananas and I'll nail both your hands on the bar.

Monkey asks: Do you have any nails?

Bartender: No, we DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS!

Monkey: Do you have any bananas....?


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