The Romantic husband

[Shax]

An older couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their phones. The wife, being a romantic, decided one day that she would send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams,
If you are laughing, send me your smile,
If you are eating, send me a bite,
If you are drinking, send me a sip,
If you are crying, send me your tears,
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise

[Basil]

 :hysterical:

[ProTruckDriver]

 :laughing:

[GR@PH;<'S]

Shax,
:hahaha:

GR@PH;<'S   :Hammys pint: