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An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space
« on: August 11, 2017, 07:24:15 PM »
 An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space.

"Lord," he prayed. "I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up the Guinness and go to mass every Sunday."

Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the Irishman says: "Never mind, I found one!"


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Re: An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2017, 09:01:53 PM »
Beer time 8)

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Re: An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2017, 10:38:01 PM »
When George Washington was asked for ID at the Irish Pub, did he just whip out a quarter?

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

Ever notice that irons have a setting for PERMANENT press? I don't get it.

What the heck should you do when walking down the street and your eyeglass prescription runs out?





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Re: An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2017, 11:55:51 PM »
:D


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Re: An Irishman is struggling to find a parking space
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2017, 11:34:00 AM »
Very good keep them coming


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