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Offline Ghost

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« on: September 28, 2017, 10:13:45 AM »
A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he’s doing a show in a small fishing town.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his customary dumb-blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blonde women that way? What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. It's people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only Blondes, but women in general . . . pathetically, all in the name of humor!"

When the embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, the blonde shouts . . . "You stay out of this. I'm talking to that little s*** on your lap."

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Re: Blondes
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2017, 12:54:15 PM »

Take a walk through the "Security Garden" -- Where Everything is Coming up Roses!

Remember - A day without laughter is a day wasted.
May the wind sing to you and the sun rise in your heart.

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Re: Blondes
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2017, 12:59:14 PM »
Oh my!  8)

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Re: Blondes
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2017, 08:23:48 AM »
 ::) very good

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