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Offline Frands

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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2018, 11:11:15 AM »
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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2018, 08:28:31 PM »
Good one Frands!
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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2018, 04:32:21 PM »
Quote from: Corrine on December 10, 2018, 08:28:31 PM
Good one Frands!

I just couldn't bare me 8)
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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2018, 01:39:54 PM »
Hidden camera
How teens reacts when the wifi is unstable during a game of Fortnite (Not in English speaking. Just watch wut happens!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-PJSVzqAYs
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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2019, 03:25:31 PM »
Stolen from an antivirus program's slogan for today:

Love is in the air...just like malware is all over the Internet!

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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2019, 03:36:07 PM »
Good one, Panos!
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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2019, 05:55:19 AM »
Keep them coming

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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2020, 11:42:13 AM »
What the experts recommend, if your computer is positive to the coronavirus (Covid-19):

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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2020, 02:29:04 PM »
I'm surprised they aren't recommending soaking the keyboard in anti-bacterial soap.
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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2020, 03:11:50 PM »
Quote from: Corrine on March 01, 2020, 02:29:04 PM
I'm surprised they aren't recommending soaking the keyboard in anti-bacterial soap.

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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2020, 06:46:24 PM »
Think the suggestion in the attached image will work better?

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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2020, 02:02:54 PM »
Chuckled at both. Thanks.
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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2020, 07:05:34 PM »
Not a joke actually...

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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2020, 10:10:17 AM »
No but true.
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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2020, 06:08:34 PM »
Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.

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