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Offline DR M

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Computer jokes
« on: July 27, 2015, 10:56:45 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2015, 10:58:52 AM »

 
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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2015, 11:02:54 AM »

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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2015, 01:24:04 PM »
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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2015, 04:28:10 PM »
and another

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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2015, 04:03:22 AM »
Computer is displaying
"What's enough go out and play"

Tech, says it must be the mother board.
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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2015, 07:10:16 AM »
Lol  ;D Great garage humour!
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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2015, 10:26:54 PM »
Spell Checker

I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.

See my spelling is always rite


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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2015, 04:20:59 PM »
Good one, Lost!


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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2018, 02:35:29 PM »
Are you ready for cleaning pens and pencils?

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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2018, 09:41:02 AM »
This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)

Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.

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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2018, 01:04:50 PM »
Unfortunately I can't see the above.

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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2018, 04:02:19 PM »
Try this link Ploder >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=469zNXTCHdk

Paddy ... ;D
This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)

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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2018, 05:51:58 PM »
Try this link Ploder >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=469zNXTCHdk

Paddy ... ;D
Same here for both links.
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https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mzje5
https://coub.com/view/f59vz

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Re: Computer jokes
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2018, 06:22:05 PM »
Try this link Ploder >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=469zNXTCHdk

Paddy ... ;D
Same here for both links.
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Is these the same thing?
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2mzje5
https://coub.com/view/f59vz

Try Pete's links, it is the same thing ;)
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