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Offline GR@PH;<'S

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Feeling you age
« on: June 08, 2015, 08:26:18 PM »
Two old men were sitting in the yard outside the old people's home one day when Tim turned to the other and said "John I'm really feeling my age today I just hurt all over, how are you feeling?"

John replied "I feel just like a new born baby"

Tim looked at him startled "A new born baby, really?"

"Yep, I have no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."

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Re: Feeling you age
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2015, 02:05:52 AM »
Sounds like me.

81 years old. :hammy:

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Re: Feeling you age
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2015, 11:00:55 PM »
 :laughing:



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Re: Feeling you age
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2015, 12:48:22 PM »
 :hysterical:
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