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Offline Paddy

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Female hormones in beer
« on: July 24, 2005, 04:45:37 PM »
Female hormones in beer
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive..


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Re: Female hormones in beer
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2005, 10:31:49 PM »
Paddy  :shock:

Did you realise you iz now in mortal danger of being cut to shreds by some Rose thorns, bounced on by a Red tomato, run over by the sharp keel of a sailing yacht, (if you go swimming), whacked by a broom and maybe even permanently embroidered into a tapestry ... I fear it will not be a pretty sight!

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Re: Female hormones in beer
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2005, 12:56:37 AM »
It isn't merely the thorns, Totro, that Paddy has to watch out for.  Its the power behind the Rose KluB. 

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Re: Female hormones in beer
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2005, 07:54:05 AM »
Ha har! ... I do like to watch a good cluBbing - what time shall I set my video recorder for? 8) 8) 8)


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Re: Female hormones in beer
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2005, 10:06:52 AM »
Sorry, you missed.  ;)


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Re: Female hormones in beer
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2005, 10:30:43 AM »
I'm a she-goat and as you can see... I'm diggin' his grave...

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Re: Female hormones in beer
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2005, 12:01:08 PM »
Paddy,  :shock:

I forgot ... the goat ... shock horror...

Prenez garde, la chèvre est présent. Prenez garde de ce que la chèvre mange!!!  :shock: :shock: :shock:

This could become a horrible scene! ...

(Sorry Goatie, Mon Français n'est pas très bon).

But don't worry - my English is not too good either!

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PS For anyone wondering what all the above means ....
It translates:-  "I have received two parking tickets in one day" ...

And the second line says ... "My Auntie is married to my Uncle"...

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Re: Female hormones in beer
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2005, 04:30:40 PM »
I'm a she-goat and as you can see... I'm diggin' his grave...
Oh man!!!

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Re: Female hormones in beer
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2005, 07:25:01 PM »
TOTRO, votre français est très bon, but you're a very bad driver!!! 

Now... about your uncle?  his name would'nt be Billy by any chance??? if so, maybe we're related????

Now seen Numbnuts anywhere lately?...
Non, les chèvres ne les mangent pas, elles laissent les écureuils les enterrer pour l'hiver!

For those who wonder, I just told TOTRO that he now has 17 cousins he never knew yet!


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Re: Female hormones in beer
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2005, 09:52:22 PM »

Now seen Numbnuts anywhere lately?...
Non, les chèvres ne les mangent pas, elles laissent les écureuils les enterrer pour l'hiver!


 :shock: Yeeeow, that brought tears to my eyes - and not just from laughing!  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Numbnuts - you'd better start running mate ... Otherwise you will really be living up to your "Nick" ...


Goatie - Did you mean Billy Gates or Billy Goats?


PS I shall spoil our little game with this link for those who seek the truth >>>http://world.altavista.com/  :tease:

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Re: Female hormones in beer
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2005, 10:55:53 PM »
May I suggest every one goes down on their knees and pray for the lost souls here???

(Yes Mitch, you can use your knee cushion for today...)

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Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Halllowed by thy drink
Thy will be drunk (I will be drunk)
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, the lager,
the hormones...
BARMEN.

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Re: Female hormones in beer
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2005, 11:20:54 PM »
Oh, Goatie.  I have tears from laughing so hard. 


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Re: Female hormones in beer
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2005, 11:40:09 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Female hormones in beer
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2005, 06:27:51 PM »
TOTRO, votre français est très bon, but you're a very bad driver!!! 

Now seen Numbnuts anywhere lately?...
Non, les chèvres ne les mangent pas, elles laissent les écureuils les enterrer pour l'hiver!


I think I should have tears in my eye's Corrine..
I do seem to tramp on a few toe's every now an then
no to mention the odd Hoof..

I think roddy32 might have to duck also ….

http://www.landzdown.com/index.php/topic,670.msg3828.html#msg3828


ROLF.... :tease:
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Re: Female hormones in beer
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2005, 07:57:07 PM »
Hum! Numbnuts does'nt want to duck on his own, eh?.... would like company to keep him strong facing adversity, eh?

http://www.landzdown.com/index.php/topic,670.msg4033.html#msg4033

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