Author Topic: First-rate hospital  (Read 2667 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline roddy32

  • LzD Fallen Heroes
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1075
    • View Profile
First-rate hospital
« on: July 29, 2005, 05:28:29 PM »
"I'm so worried," the elderly patient said as the nurse plumped up his pillows. "Last week, I read about a man who was in the hospital because of heart trouble, and he died of a staph infection."
"Relax," the nurse said smiling. "This is a first-rate hospital. When we treat someone for heart trouble, he dies of heart trouble."

Microsoft MVP Consumer Security 2006 - 2012

Log'N'Rock Computer Security