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Going Mental!
« on: August 27, 2005, 04:25:09 AM »
 Subject: Test For Mental Patients

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time.
This little test should get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is
the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalised.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a
teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

1. Would you use the spoon?

2. Would you use the teacup?

3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the
bucket as it is larger than the spoon."

"No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."



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