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Good morning Humor
« on: August 02, 2017, 10:07:46 AM »

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

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Re: Good morning Humor
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2017, 10:49:45 AM »


Take a walk through the "Security Garden" -- Where Everything is Coming up Roses!

Remember - A day without laughter is a day wasted.
May the wind sing to you and the sun rise in your heart.

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Re: Good morning Humor
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2017, 01:05:49 PM »
Good one!

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Re: Good morning Humor
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2017, 04:54:12 AM »
Ghost,
Very good

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