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Lawyer and the Blonde
« on: August 13, 2005, 03:02:44 PM »
Oldie but a goodie

lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each
other on a long flight from L.A. to New York.  The
lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to
play a fun game.   The blonde is tired and just wants
to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over
to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really
easy and a lot of fun.   He explains how the game works:
"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me, and vice versa.  "Again, the blonde politely
declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde
he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer.
"Okay, how about this....if you don't know the answer
you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that
there will be no end to this torment unless she plays,
she agrees.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance
from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a
word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill,
and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn.

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three
legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He
takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
references.  He taps into the Air-phone with his modem
and searches the internet and even the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he send e-mails to all his coworkers and
friends he knows, all to no avail.  After over an hour of
searching for the answer he finally gives up.  He wakes
the blonde and hands her $500.

The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to
get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little frustrated,
wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what goes up a
hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

Again without a word, the blonde reaches into her
purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep
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