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« on: July 13, 2005, 06:07:04 AM »
Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this the day after Hu Jintao was
                  named  chief of the Communist Party in China.

                  HU'S ON FIRST By James Sherman


                  (We take you now to the Oval Office.)

                  George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

                  Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
                  China.

                  George: Great. Lay it on me.

                  Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

                  George: That's what I want to know.

                  Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

                  George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of
                  China?

                  Condi: Yes.

                  George: I mean the fellow's name.

                  Condi: Hu.

                  George: The guy in China.

                  Condi: Hu.

                  George: The new leader of China.

                  Condi: Hu.

                  George: The Chinaman!

                  Condi: Hu is leading China.

                  George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

                  Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

                  George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

                  Condi: That's the man's name.

                  George: That's who's name?

                  Condi: Yes.

                  George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
                  leader of China?

                  Condi: Yes, sir.

                  George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
                  the Middle East.

                  Condi: That's correct.

                  George: Then who is in China?

                  Condi: Yes, sir.

                  George: Yassir is in China?

                  Condi: No, sir.

                  George: Then who is?

                  Condi: Yes, sir.

                  George: Yassir?

                  Condi: No, sir.

                  George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader

                  of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the
                  phone.

                  Condi: Kofi?

                  George: No, thanks.

                  Condi: You want Kofi?

                  George: No.

                  Condi: You don't want Kofi.

                  George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass
                  of  milk. And then get me the U.N.

                  Condi: Yes, sir.

                  George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

                  Condi: Kofi?

                  George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

                  Condi: And call who?

                  George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

                  Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

                  George: Will you stay out of China?!

                  Condi: Yes, sir.

                  George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy
                  at  the U.N.

                  Condi: Kofi.

                  George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the
                  phone.

                  (Condi picks up the phone.)

                  Condi: Rice, here.

                  George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe
                  we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can
                  you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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Re: Hillarious
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2005, 06:22:25 AM »
 :lol: Good one Die Hard :thumbsup:

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