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Offline Felburg

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Life Before Technology
« on: September 15, 2005, 06:06:08 PM »
Life Before Technology

An application - was for employment.

A program - was a TV show.

A cursor - used profanity.

A keyboard - was a piano!

Memory - was something that you lost with age.

A CD - was a bank account!

And if you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found out!

Compress was something you did to garbage, Not something you did to a file!

If you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while!

Log on - was adding wood to a fire.

Hard drive - was a long trip on the road.

A mouse pad - was where a mouse lived.

Cut - you did with a pocket knife.

Paste - you did with glue.

A web was a spider's home.

And a virus was the flu!

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Re: Life Before Technology
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2005, 06:54:10 PM »
A program - was a TV show.

I remember when a program was just a Radio-show. :P

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