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Meaningful Men Sayings
« on: July 25, 2005, 05:40:18 PM »
"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
 
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
 
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't dinner already on the table?"
 
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing.  It's a conditioned response.
 
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
 
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU.  IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
 
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD."
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
 
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
 
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
 
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
 
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt."
 
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty good reasons soon."
 
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
 
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"
 
"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
 
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE"
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
 
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Means: ""Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
 
"I'M NOT LOST.  I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."


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Re: Meaningful Men Sayings
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2005, 05:55:55 PM »
HeHeHe
We, The male gender are so cool!!

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"The most beautiful flower loses her beauty one day, but a hard faithful friend an eternity"
"Beauty that is not hidden to deepest of my soul can be seen that with eyes of the heart"

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Re: Meaningful Men Sayings
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2005, 06:04:54 PM »
Well, you, the male gender, are something anyway.  :lol:


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Re: Meaningful Men Sayings
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2005, 06:21:51 PM »
This must be payback for the "Female Hormones"  8)
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Re: Meaningful Men Sayings
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2005, 06:42:52 PM »
Hmmm, could be Roddy is the exceptional male.  ;)


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Re: Meaningful Men Sayings
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2005, 10:05:20 PM »
This must be payback for the "Female Hormones"  8)

Yes roddy32,

I fear you are right, ... this is just the begining of a "revenge" attack. Paddy is to blame of course - not us proper gentlemen ...

What I really fear is a mass onslaught by the combined forces of:-

"The Ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus when just passing by."

 :tease:
Panic slowly...

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Re: Meaningful Men Sayings
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2005, 10:16:21 PM »
Yes, this could be big trouble for sure. It could even be as bad as  :titanic:
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