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mexican vacation
« on: August 28, 2005, 01:19:51 AM »
A big Texan Biker stopped at a local restaurant following a day of
  drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he
  noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next
  table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the
  waiter, "What is that you just served?"
  The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's
  testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
  The Biker, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on
  vacation down here! Bring me an order!"
  The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per
  day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early
  tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this fine
  delicacy!"
  The next morning, the biker returned, placed his order, and then that
  evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After
  a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the
  waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller
  than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
  The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the
  bull wins."