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New school teacher
« on: September 25, 2017, 10:10:33 AM »
After retiring from the Marine Corps, a former Drill Instructor Sergeant took a job as a high school teacher.  Just before the school year started, he injured his back.  He was required to wear a light plaster cast around the upper part of his body.  Fortunately, the cast fit snugly under his shirt and wasn't noticeable when he wore his suit jacket.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school.  The smart-aleck punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk, he looked around the room and made eye contact with each and every student.  A strong breeze through the window made his tie flap.  He picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Dead Silence.
The rest of the school year went very smooth...

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Re: New school teacher
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2017, 11:24:16 AM »

Take a walk through the "Security Garden" -- Where Everything is Coming up Roses!

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Re: New school teacher
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2017, 01:25:52 PM »
Good one.

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Re: New school teacher
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2017, 04:50:04 AM »
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Re: New school teacher
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2017, 06:18:41 PM »
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