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Offline Niecarrah

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Ole George
« on: October 05, 2009, 04:02:18 AM »
Seventy-year-old George went for his annual physical. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night.

"But you know, Doc, I'm blessed," he said. "God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when I'm done!"

A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife.

"Your husband's test results were fine," he said. "But he said something strange that's been bugging me. He claims that God turns the light on and off for him when uses the bathroom at night."

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"That old fool!" George's wife exclaimed. "He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!"
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Re: Ole George
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2009, 08:08:44 AM »
Niecarrah,
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