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One for the housewives and mothers
« on: August 20, 2005, 12:11:28 PM »
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn
all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was  open, as was the
front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been
knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.  In the  front
room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room  was
strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes
filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door
was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under
the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she may be ill, or that
something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as
it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet
towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet
paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in
her pajamas, reading a novel! She looked up at him, smiled, and  asked how
his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What  happened here
today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come

home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
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