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Offline jamesk

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Poor Old Joe
« on: August 21, 2005, 01:51:25 PM »
Joe was killed in a major traffic accident, his body severely burned.

At the morgue they needed someone to identify the body. Joe had no relatives living in the area, but there was two guys he was with all the time.

They had these two guys come down to the morgue and try and identify the body.

The Coroner brought the body in and they looked, and then asked if they could turn the body over.

One guy stepped up close and looked at his butt, then he told his friend to take a look, and he did the same. then they said this isn't Joe.

The Coroner, a little confused asked how can you say this isn't Joe just by looking at his butt?

Well they said, everytime we were out with Joe everybody would say.

"Here comes Joe with the two A**holes"