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Offline Metallica

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« on: March 28, 2020, 07:08:52 AM »
Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.
The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him.
"Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"Sure," said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child."

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Re: Pregnant
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2020, 12:15:18 PM »
He was right.  :D


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Re: Pregnant
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2020, 01:42:09 PM »
Thanks - my laugh for today. ;D