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Offline Niecarrah

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Satan and the old Geezer
« on: July 20, 2009, 04:51:32 PM »
One Sunday morning, a small church congregation was waiting for the service to start when Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving.
This confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Do you not know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't."
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why not?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 31 years."    :laughing:
I can't know...?
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Re: Satan and the old Geezer
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2009, 05:02:18 PM »
Niecarrah,
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