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the dress
« on: August 26, 2005, 11:05:40 PM »
> A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the
> door, then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her
> daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was
> playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
> "What are you doing?" she asked.
> "I'm waiting for John to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
> answered.
> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
> "Love dress? But you're naked!"
> "John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to
no
> end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
romantic
> and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
> The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered,
put
> on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on
> the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
> Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there
so
> provocatively.
> "What are you doing?" he asked.
> "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
> "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?