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Offline Niecarrah

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The Potato Patch
« on: September 16, 2009, 01:47:59 PM »
An old man lived alone. His only son was in prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden, so he wrote to his son about it.

"For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden," his son wrote back. "That's where I buried the guns!"

The next day, a dozen police officers, who had intercepted the letter, arrived and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.

Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
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"Plant your potatoes," his son wrote.
I can't know...?
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Re: The Potato Patch
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2009, 01:59:53 PM »
Niecarrah,


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Re: The Potato Patch
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2009, 10:09:44 PM »
good thinking!  :D