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The Prescription
« on: August 02, 2005, 12:06:46 PM »
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist asks, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady explains that she needs it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he replies, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You cannot have any cyanide!"

With that the lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looks at the picture and replies, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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