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Offline mitch

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a quick history test
« on: July 21, 2005, 02:54:41 PM »
hummm
maybe there is a good reason for the patriot act? and we might have to wave some of the rights for a bit?


HISTORY TEST. Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!!! Do you remember?

 1. In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
     a. Superman
     b. Jay Lenno
     c. Harry Potter
     d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

 2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
     a. Olga Corbett
     b. Sitting Bull
     c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
     a. Lost Norwegians
     b. Elvis
     c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
     a. John Dillinger
     b. The King of Sweden
     c. The Boy Scouts
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
     a. A pizza delivery boy
     b. Pee Wee Herman
     c. Geraldo Rivera
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70  year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his  wheelchair by:
     a. The Smurfs
     b. Davy Jones
     c. The Little Mermaid
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
     a. Captain Kidd
     b. Charles Lindberg
     c. Mother Teresa
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
     a. Scooby Doo
     b. The Tooth Fairy
     c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
     a. Richard Simmons
     b. Grandma Moses
     c. Michael Jordan
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
     a. Mr. Rogers
     b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
     c. The World Wrestling Federation
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the! World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed  by the passengers.
Thousands of people were killed by:
     a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
     b. The Supreme Court of Florida
     c. Mr. Bean
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
     a. Enron
     b. The Lutheran Church
     c. The NFL
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
     a. Bonnie and Clyde
     b. Captain Kangaroo
     c. Billy Graham
     d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Answer Key; "d." is the correct answer to all questions and  Nope, .....I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling,  do you?

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old
Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.

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Re: a quick history test
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2005, 11:49:11 PM »
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Answer Key; "d." is the correct answer to all questions and  Nope, .....I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling,  do you?

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old
Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.

I'm sorry if that race takes offense, even the innocent, but if i were them i would have come out long ago and hard against their peoples and boys carrying out these new 21st century mideviel evils. Funny, how they seem to keep their traps closed and never come out in protest or voice with conviction their disapprovals. Watch who your enemies really are in today's world and take every precaution and distance from them, because rats congregate then spread out, and carry rabies when they bite.
And they don't care who they bite.

As far as our own security checks go? ARE THEY CRAZY? Good point.

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Re: a quick history test
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2005, 04:03:48 PM »
 :breakkie: Well, I'm certainly glad that I'm not a Muslim Male extremist between the ages of 17-40, because I wouldn't be feeling too good about myself after reading that history test.  :b-day: Then again, I wouldn't mind being between the ages of 17-40 once again!

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Re: a quick history test
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2005, 04:27:00 PM »
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I wouldn't mind being between the ages of 17-40 once again!
The only part of me that is between the ages of 17 to 40 now are my teeth  :tease:
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Re: a quick history test
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2005, 04:57:37 PM »

The only part of me that is between the ages of 17 to 40 now are my teeth  :tease:
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Re: a quick history test
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2005, 11:16:00 PM »


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