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Limericks
« on: July 21, 2009, 08:48:50 PM »
A limerick is a five line poem.
The first two lines rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme but not with the first two.
The last line rhymes with the first two lines.

We are at:

Even though I can see the sun,
I do not want to go out and run.
I'd rather sit and eat some pizza,


Anybody have an idea for the next line?
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2009, 07:51:53 AM »
Even though I can see the sun,
I do not want to go out and run.
I'd rather sit and eat some pizza,
not alone as I share some with Lisa.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2009, 02:54:21 PM »
Even though I can see the sun,
I do not want to go out and run.
I'd rather sit and eat some pizza,
not alone as I share some with Lisa.
and we always have such fun!

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2009, 04:01:35 PM »
Today is clean up day,
Useless stuff thrown away.
I can't know...?
 NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2009, 07:41:13 PM »
Today is clean up day,
Useless stuff thrown away.
Recycle this recycle that,

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2009, 03:17:35 AM »
Today is clean up day,
Useless stuff thrown away.
Recycle this recycle that,
as they say cut the fat!
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2009, 06:22:20 AM »
Today is clean up day,
Useless stuff thrown away.
Recycle this recycle that,
as they say cut the fat!
Now the food is so dry.

Two of sand and two of cerment.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2009, 04:00:14 AM »
Two of sand and two of cement
Can cause a mason to lament.
I can't know...?
 NEVER LET BEING GOOD ENOUGH, BE GOOD ENOUGH!"

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2009, 07:24:28 AM »
Two of sand and two of cement
Can cause a mason to lament.
Laying of bricks is oh so easy with the Bricky

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2009, 05:08:52 PM »
Two of sand and two of cement
Can cause a mason to lament.
Laying of bricks is oh so easy with the Bricky
dressed in his dark blue dickies.  http://www.dickies.com/

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2009, 09:47:18 PM »
Two of sand and two of cement
Can cause a mason to lament.
Laying of bricks is oh so easy with the Bricky
dressed in his dark blue dickies.  http://www.dickies.com/
he does look quite content!

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2009, 06:30:11 AM »
Dinner time is quick approaching,
After witch I'll have a shower and get a socking.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2009, 02:30:56 PM »
Dinner time is quick approaching,
After witch I'll have a shower and get a socking.
My good book awaits on my bedside table
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2009, 03:02:35 PM »
Dinner time is quick approaching,
After witch I'll have a shower and get a socking.
My good book awaits on my bedside table
The steamy novel of Butch and Mable.
I can't know...?
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2009, 07:17:51 PM »
Dinner time is quick approaching,
After witch I'll have a shower and get a socking.
My good book awaits on my bedside table
The steamy novel of Butch and Mable.
Then fall asleep, hopefully not croaking.



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