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Re: Limericks
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2009, 06:17:30 AM »
There once was a farmer whose cows were well fed,
just before he went to bed.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2009, 10:40:37 PM »
There once was a farmer whose cows were well fed,
just before he went to bed.
Then one night the farmer never made it home
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2009, 12:16:17 AM »
There once was a farmer whose cows were well fed,
just before he went to bed.
Then one night the farmer never made it home
After protesting milk prices at the Capitol Dome,

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2009, 06:50:06 AM »
There once was a farmer whose cows were well fed,
just before he went to bed.
Then one night the farmer never made it home
After protesting milk prices at the Capitol Dome,
but he got bailed by his best mate ted.

Did you know this rivers so deep,

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2009, 05:40:23 PM »
Did you know this rivers so deep,
They call it the River Keep.
I can't know...?
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2009, 07:35:58 PM »
Did you know this rivers so deep,
They call it the River Keep.
In this river it is said lives a monstrous creature
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2009, 05:49:45 AM »
Did you know this rivers so deep,
They call it the River Keep.
In this river it is said lives a monstrous creature
Only ever seen on a Sunday thats why we call her the Preacher.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2009, 05:08:38 PM »
Did you know this rivers so deep,
They call it the River Keep.
In this river it is said lives a monstrous creature
Only ever seen on a Sunday that's why we call her the Preacher.
So hideous, she makes all seeing her weep.

I'm trying to locate a friend of mine,
I can't know...?
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2009, 05:30:41 PM »
I'm trying to locate a friend of mine,
so on all the locater sites I have signed
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2009, 08:20:27 PM »
I'm trying to locate a friend of mine,
so on all the locater sites I have signed,
I Googled the name without any luck,

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2009, 07:20:32 AM »
I'm trying to locate a friend of mine,
so on all the locater sites I have signed,
I Googled the name without any luck,
But then I came across his name Buck.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2009, 02:54:51 PM »
I'm trying to locate a friend of mine,
so on all the locater sites I have signed,
I Googled the name without any luck,
But then I came across his name Buck.
unfortunately it  was not the one I was looking to find.

I saw a hawk land on my fence post
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2009, 07:01:37 PM »
I saw a hawk land on my fence post
And the mice all scurried, lest they be toast,

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2009, 07:16:08 AM »
I saw a hawk land on my fence post
And the mice all scurried, lest they be toast,
Many more did not survive,

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2009, 04:05:16 PM »
I saw a hawk land on my fence post
And the mice all scurried, lest they be toast,
Many more did not survive,
for they did not see him arrive.
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