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Re: Limericks
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2009, 08:40:27 AM »
I saw a hawk land on my fence post
And the mice all scurried, lest they be toast,
Many more did not survive,
for they did not see him arrive.
So now they have been Lost.

Not to long now be for it is time for bed,

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2009, 08:59:15 AM »
Not too long now before it is time for bed,
The cobwebs already forming inside my head,

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2009, 04:45:24 PM »
Not too long now before it is time for bed,
The cobwebs already forming inside my head,
I feel the sleepiness enveloping me
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2009, 06:18:14 AM »
Not too long now before it is time for bed,
The cobwebs already forming inside my head,
I feel the sleepiness enveloping me,
So before I go to sleep I must go and pee.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2009, 08:13:58 AM »
Not too long now before it is time for bed,
The cobwebs already forming inside my head,
I feel the sleepiness enveloping me,
So before I go to sleep I must go and pee.
Or wake up three times in the night instead.


Time for vacation and I'm packing my clothes,

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2009, 08:37:47 AM »
Time for vacation and I'm packing my clothes,
At the airport now standing in row.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2009, 02:14:36 AM »
Time for vacation and I'm packing my clothes,
At the airport now standing in row.
hoping security w/fat fingers will not strip search

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #37 on: August 15, 2009, 06:33:18 AM »
Time for vacation and I'm packing my clothes,
At the airport now standing in row.
hoping security w/fat fingers will not strip search
nope they just left us in the lurch.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #38 on: August 16, 2009, 07:27:05 PM »
Time for vacation and I'm packing my clothes,
At the airport now standing in row.
hoping security w/fat fingers will not strip search
nope they just left us in the lurch.
As our flight takes off, calling us "no shows".


Too much time in the sun and I'm burned to a crisp

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #39 on: August 16, 2009, 08:16:51 PM »
Too much time in the sun and I'm burned to a crisp
Leaving me with a bit of a lisp.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #40 on: August 18, 2009, 04:44:18 PM »
Too much time in the sun and I'm burned to a crisp
Leaving me with a bit of a lisp.
Pass the aloe pass the vinegar my skin is on fire
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #41 on: August 18, 2009, 06:09:35 PM »
Too much time in the sun and I'm burned to a crisp
Leaving me with a bit of a lisp.
Pass the aloe pass the vinegar my skin is on fire.
But it's OK a I am a compulsive liar.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #42 on: August 18, 2009, 10:30:17 PM »
Too much time in the sun and I'm burned to a crisp
Leaving me with a bit of a lisp.
Pass the aloe pass the vinegar my skin is on fire.
But it's OK as I am a compulsive liar.
But with stiff lips, the truth I can't twist.

Call me frugal, call me cheap,

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #43 on: August 18, 2009, 10:38:50 PM »
Call me frugal, call me cheap,
I can smell a sale even in my sleep!
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #44 on: August 21, 2009, 04:45:22 PM »
Call me frugal, call me cheap,
I can smell a sale even in my sleep!
it's christmas in august, the car salesman says,