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Re: Limericks
« Reply #765 on: February 02, 2013, 06:58:52 PM »
The sweetshop owner shouted Quality Streets for everyone.
Only fattening ones for the people who are someone.
There is always one that takes more than to they can carry.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #766 on: February 12, 2013, 12:19:48 AM »
The sweetshop owner shouted Quality Streets for everyone.
Only fattening ones for the people who are someone.
There is always one that takes more than to they can carry.
Which at times can make them overloaded and tarry.
I can't know...?
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #767 on: March 01, 2013, 06:51:03 PM »
The sweetshop owner shouted Quality Streets for everyone.
Only fattening ones for the people who are someone.
There is always one that takes more than to they can carry.
Which at times can make them overloaded and tarry
They had to wait for there brake as no milk there waiting for the Dairyman.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #768 on: March 14, 2013, 06:15:10 AM »
Up in the sky I saw an object flying low
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #769 on: March 14, 2013, 08:50:23 PM »
Up in the sky I saw an object flying low,
Maybe it be Aliens from mars you never know.

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« Reply #770 on: May 29, 2013, 09:03:13 PM »
Up in the sky I saw an object flying low,
Maybe it be Aliens from mars you never know.
Strange lights were blinking all around.
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #771 on: June 26, 2013, 08:36:03 AM »
Up in the sky I saw an object flying low,
Maybe it be Aliens from mars you never know.
Strange lights were blinking all around.
Not one of them were on the ground.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #772 on: September 08, 2013, 01:34:06 AM »
Up in the sky I saw an object flying low,
Maybe it be Aliens from mars you never know.
Strange lights were blinking all around.
Not one of them were on the ground.
They were circling over me very slow.


While eating some watermelon I swallowed a seed!
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #773 on: September 25, 2013, 09:13:45 AM »
While eating some watermelon I swallowed a seed!
It should be ok but rang my doctor to see if he agreed.

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Re: Limericks
« Reply #774 on: September 26, 2013, 05:12:27 AM »
While eating some watermelon I swallowed a seed!
It should be ok but rang my doctor to see if he agreed.
He said to open my mouth and look down my throat
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Re: Limericks
« Reply #775 on: October 01, 2013, 01:23:31 PM »
While eating some watermelon I swallowed a seed!
It should be ok but rang my doctor to see if he agreed.
He said to open my mouth and look down my throat
Good god said its looks just like a Goat.

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